Signed Crystal
What turns you off in a personal ad?
Sometimes I think chicks have no idea what guys think. Like you can be yourself, just put different parts on display.
Some that make me move on:
any mention of astrological signs, crystals, or chakras. There are guys who are into that. They are gay.
Any mention of your cat beyond checking a box that says you have a cat. If you say you have more than one, you better like them A LOT because you will be spending mucho grande time together.
Diva. This means high maintenance beeotch who may look like Bette Midler. Not a good combo.
“I’m equally comfortable dressing up for a night on the town or going to a dive bar,” means “you will dress up and spend a lot of money on me at some poseur club so other guys can hit on me and I can find someone better than you.”
“I am looking for an ambitious, career oriented man” means “I want what’s in your pants–your wallet.”
and so on.
Guys have any others?
Women have equivalents?
When you peruse “the personal ads”Thier purpose is to entice a particular type of person.So if the ad turns you off,good.As your not the type of person this ad is aimed at.For example if ad says, “I like skinny dipping,bareback horse riding and wholesome fun”.It’s got nothing whatsoever to do with these activities.It’s all about sex and nudity. These offerings come at a price,Afterall the person has to recoup the cost of the ad
Meeting Dan Aykroyd at a Crystal Head vodka signing
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2 CRYSTAL FOSTORIA WATER GOBLETS ETCHED CLEAR PATTERN SIGNED 7″ MODERN $9.99 |
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2 FOSTORIA CRYSTAL WATER GOBLETS ETCHED CLEAR PATTERN SIGNED 7″ MODERN $18.99 |
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Set of 8 ANTIGUA, CULVER 22Kg Crystal Roly Poly 10oz. Glasses, Signed $75.99 |
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Vintage Kosta Swedish Lead Crystal Fish, Signed and Numbered, original label $79.00 |
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Vintage Signed Skruf Swedish Lead Crystal Vase with Dove and Olive Branch $9.00 |
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FABULOUS STEVEN SCHLANSER Signed CRYSTAL MAPLE LEAF Bud Vase 2011 $53.00 |
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MATS JONASSON SIGNED CRYSTAL PAPERWEIGHT CAT / KITTEN HAND MADE in SWEDEN #9176 $19.99 |
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Pair LENOX CRYSTAL Champagne Goblets “Desire” Pattern Platinum Rim SIGNED Mint $24.95 |
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Pair LENOX CRYSTAL Water Goblets “Desire” Pattern Platinum Rim SIGNED Mint Cond $34.95 |
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1973 LALIQUE CRYSTAL PLATE ANNUAL JAYLING PETIT GEAI Signed $35.00 |
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Daum Crystal Owl Bird Figurine France Signed – 8.25″ Tall – Excellent Condition $85.00 |
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Swedish Mid Century Modern Art Crystal Candle Holder Seafoam & Piers – Signed $39.00 |
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SKRUF SWEDEN CRYSTAL VASE SIGNED GIRL FLOWER BIRDS DESIGN $36.00 |
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SIGNED WATERFORD SHEILA CRYSTAL WHITE WINE GLASS $42.99 |
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(1) Pair of Signed Crystal Candlesticks by Rosenthal titled “Regency” $7.99 |
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VERY FINE SIGNED BACCARAT CRYSTAL HEART PAPERWEIGHT $29.99 |
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Cut Lead Crystal Overlay Amber Glass Bowl Swimming Carp Signed #129 of 500 Made $19.99 |
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French Sevres Crystal Owl Glass Paperweight Figurine Signed $14.98 |
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LALIQUE 2 Double Nudes Pan Faun Diana Woman Frosted Crystal Signed 1 MINT 1 Not $449.00 |
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7 IGOR CARL FABERGE FRANKLIN MINT SIGNED PAVLOVA CRYSTAL WINE GLASSES $245.00 |
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Incredible SIGNED Sevres NEW in BOX & Labels CAMEO Crystal VASE Gorgeous COBALT $990.00 |
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Collectible Etched Crystal Plate – signed by artist – custom designed hanger $10.00 |
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Waterford Crystal Lismore Pitcher $175.00 An enduring beauty by crystal designer Miroslav Havel, Lismore was first introduced to the world in 1952. Waterford reintroduced Lismore in 2002 to celebrate a reign of fifty years as one of the most popular crystal patterns in the world. Striking and versatile, this Lismore pitcher makes an inspired gift for a young couple beginning to build a crystal collection, and complements a wide range of L… |
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Waterford Crystal Lismore Biscuit Barrel $189.00 This deluxe lidded crystal biscuit barrel–that’s “cookie jar” in American English–is part of Waterford’s Lismore series. Waterford has been making renowned crystal pieces for more than 200 years and has named many of its patterns after towns in Waterford and other neighboring counties. The Lismore design features repeating leaf motifs for a lively, natural look. A 16-rayed star is cut into the … |
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Waterford Crystal Seahorse Candlestick $120.00 The fanciful 11-1/2-inch Seahorse candlestick is part of Waterford’s Classic Crystal Collection; its realistic portrayal of a seahorse contrasts with the more interpretive Seahorse Abstract candlestick holders. Waterford has been making renowned crystal pieces for more than 200 years, and the centuries of craftsmanship are clearly displayed in this candlestick inspired by the seahorse, a creature … |
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Ange Ou Demon Givenchy 200 ml PERFUME ANGEL OR DEMON: Who is she? She only knows … This new women’s fragrance signed Givenchy, is an enigma. This woman is she an angel whose harmony attracts you or a demon whose illusions you trap? The bottle is a tassel. It is the shadow and light, crystal light in depth of black. The fragrance celebrates the fleur de lys, pure and noble oak and dense and deep. This magic potion to bewitchi… |
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Clear And Frosted Crystal Deux Fleurs Signed Lalique Perfume Bottle. Deaux Fleurs Lalique Perfume Bottle Signed On Bottom Lalique France. 3 3/4″ x 4″, Approximately…. |
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Signed Swarovski 2004 Pin Brooch Annual Edition Wrapped in Love the Love&affectio Trilogy Has the Swan Logo New Inoriginal Boxretail$145.00 2004 Swarovski Wropped in lovewith pink crystal and Rhodium silver tone .Great valentine gift… |
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Siam Red Dress Broach $54.99 A Beautiful Crystal Broach… |
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The Alchemist $6.53 2 Book Set By Paulo Coelho; Warrior of the Light; the Alchemist…. |
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The Hair, Makeup & Styling Career Guide, 4th Edition $39.95 Everything you need to know to work behind-the-scenes as a freelance Makeup Artist, Hair Stylist or Fashion Stylists for Film, TV, Print & Music Videos. In the 4th edition of her landmark book about how to make it as a freelance hair, makeup or fashion stylist in the entertainment and fashion industries, Author Crystal Wright, shares what she has learned, experienced and put into practice during h… |
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BILLY CRYSTAL signed *ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY* magazine $66.8 BILLY CRYSTAL signed *ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY* magazine BILLY CRYSTAL signed *ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY* magazineEvery signed item comes fully certified with a tamper proof hologram certificate of authenticity and is backed by the SportsMemorabilia.com Authenticity Guarantee. |
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BILLY CRYSTAL HAND SIGNED MATTED 8×10 COLOR PHOTO~PSA $124.75 BILLY CRYSTAL HAND SIGNED MATTED 8×10 COLOR PHOTO~PSA BILLY CRYSTAL HAND SIGNED MATTED 8×10 COLOR PHOTO~PSAEvery signed item comes fully certified with a tamper proof hologram certificate of authenticity and is backed by the SportsMemorabilia.com Authenticity Guarantee. |
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Billy Crystal Autographed 8×10 Photo $74 Billy Crystal Autographed 8×10 Photo Signed 8×10 |
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Signed Lenny Dykstra Photograph – PSA Framed $241.74 Signed Lenny Dykstra Photograph – PSA Framed This is a signed and framed 16×20 celebration photo of Lenny Dykstra. This is a crystal clear pic of Lenny after a big homerun in 1986. Comes certified with sticker and cert from PSA/DNA. |
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Signed Felix Doubront Baseball $54.99 Signed Felix Doubront Baseball Signed Felix Doubront Baseball. Extremely rare piece with hologram certification. Authenticity can be a problem in the sports memorabilia collecting industry, which is why we take pride in offering only 100% certified items. We know that collectors value quality, and all of our pieces are high caliber. A surge in demand from collectors has increased the value of items like this. Crystal clear autograph. It’s tough finding quality pieces from Felix Doubront, since he’s known for avoiding signings. Collectors love quality pieces like this because Doubront’s stats back up the hype. |
